For Pete's Sake

The Teacher's Desk was a Sacred Place
The Teacher's Desk was an untouchable Place
If You touched One thing at the Teacher's Place
The Teacher there would Make a Bad Face
All the Children would Sit In Their Seat
All The Children, that is, Except Pete.
For Pete, You See, was the Worst of the Bunch
And Pete was always His Worst Before Lunch
In the Afternoon the Teacher Who Made a Bad Face
Saw Pete was Standing On top of the Case
So She Grabbed Him Up and Took Him Away
All the Others Didn't Know What to Say
He never came Back and Never went Home
And Never Again in the Hallways Did Roam
But Even Today, Be They Sara, Mark, Jane or Jake
No One Acts Up, All For Pete's Sake